Louise: Case closed. The prosecution rests.
Sweets: Whatever!
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Louise: But Sweets, it’s necessary to go to the V-E-T at least once a year to help maintain optimum health. Sweets: BAH! Bah, I say. Louise: I know, I know, I’m a horrible mommy. I promise you won’t have to go back until next year. Sweets: Okay, that’s satisfactory. Now, gimme treats! TREATS!
Louise: I should have nicknamed you “Stumpy”. Sweets: I think I’ll pass on that nickname. Don’t you know it’s wrong to make fun of someone because of their height? What be wrong with chu? Louise: Sorry, Sweets. Thanks for putting me straight. I’ll nickname you “Cranky” instead.
Louise: Darling…Maggie is in Florida with Grandma and Grandpa. Sweets: When she come home? Louise: Awww, you miss your buddy, doncha? Sweets: Yeah, I want my buddy back. Louise: Don’t worry, Sweets. She’ll be back before you know it. Be prepared! Be prepared to see the newly studly, newly groomed Sweets. I got the groomer aka “the Butcher” to take off his mustache and eyebrows. I like to see his gorgeous face for as long as possible before it all grows back.
Louise: I know, Sweetie. You hate going to the “butcher”. Sweets: Everytime I go in that horrible car, you take me to a horrible place. It’s just horrible! Louise: I think I am going to have to take you out in the car for more fun. Whadya think? Sweets: Will treats be involved? Louise: Yes, I think I can make that happen.
I made this shirt for Sweets the other day. It is made from a repurposed boy’s t-shirt. He already has about a million of these shirts because I enjoy sewing them for him so much.
Louise: Sweets! I thought you liked wearing clothes? Sweets: I do…only if there is a treat involved and I see no treat here. Louise: Such attitude! You look so sweet and your name is “Sweets” but I am wondering where all the sweet went? You have such an attitude! A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E!  |
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